- "Two urinals! I'm rich!"
- -Outside Dave in the bathroom loft.
Outside Dave is a homeless guy who apparently hangs around the building where Jess, Nick, Schmidt, and Winston live.
History
Little is known about Dave. In Parking Spot he is seen sleeping over the hood of Jess' car, claiming that he works so hard and just wants some sleep.
In First Date, Winston and Schmidt convince him to go and ruin Jess and Nick's date in exchange for 25 minutes of TV and a home-cooked sandwich. He instead locks himself in the bathroom loft (calling it "the laboratory").
Episode Appearances
Notes & Trivia
- He likes coffee with 2% latte.
- He owns a very damaged guitar.