Episode Transcripts

The following are transcripts for New Girl.

Season 1 - Transcripts

1. "Pilot" Transcript
2. "Kryptonite" Transcript
3. "Wedding" transcript
4. "Naked" transcript
5. "Cece Crashes" transcript
6. "Thanksgiving" transcript
7. "Bells" transcript
8. "Bad in Bed" transcript
9. "The 23rd" transcript
10. "The Story of 50" transcript
11. "Jess and Julia" transcript
12. "The Landlord" transcript
13. "Valentine's Day" transcript
14. "Bully" transcript
15. "Injured" transcript
16. "Control" transcript
17. "Fancyman (Part 1)" transcript
18. "Fancyman (Part 2)" transcript
19. "Secrets" transcript
20. "Normal" transcript
21. "Kids" transcript
22. "Tomatoes" transcript
23. "Backslide" transcript
24. "See Ya" transcript

Season 2 - Transcripts

1. "Re-Launch" transcript
2. "Katie" transcript
3. "Fluffer" transcript
4. "Neighbors" transcript
5. "Models" transcript
6. "Halloween" transcript
7. "Menzies" transcript
8. "Parents" transcript
9. "Eggs" transcript
10. "Bathtub" transcript
11. "Santa" transcript
12. "Cabin" transcript
13. "A Father's Love" transcript
14. "Pepperwood" transcript
15. "Cooler" transcript
16. "Table 34" transcript
17. "Parking Spot" transcript
18. "TinFinity" transcript
19. "Quick Hardening Qaulk" transcript
20. "Chicago" transcript
21. "First Date" transcript
22. "Bachelorette Party" transcript
23. "Virgins" transcript
24. "Winston's Birthday Party" transcript
25. "Elaine's Big Day" transcript