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The Douchebag Jar is a running gag on the tv show New Girl. The purpose of the jar is to help correct Schmidt's behavior, he is to put money in the jar for any comment/action he makes that is considered douchey.
As of the episode Bathtub the money in the jar was used to dry clean Schmidt's suits, which Jess and Winston had ruined when their secret bathtub plan backfired.
Schmidt is the only character in the series to put money in the jar, however Jess mentioned that Sadie should add money after she said "I know my way around a grizzly adams."
List of Offenses
Schmidt
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Episode |
Reason | Requested By | Dollar Amount |
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| Pilot | "This is LLS: Ladies Love Schmidt" | Nick Miller | $1 |
| Pilot | For calling Nick and Coach his 'bros' | Nick Miller |
Unknown |
| Pilot | To Jess: "No matter what, I would still totally do you" | Jessica Day |
Unknown |
| The Story of the 50 | "Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!" | Jessica Day | Unknown |
| The Story of the 50 | For walking into a room weating a tank top and a driving cap | Nick Miller | Unknown |
| The Story of the 50 | For attempting to kiss Jess after she threw him a birthday party | Nick, Winston, Jess | $50 |
| Fancyman (Part 2) | In response to remembering Calvin Coolidge's Birthday: "Question, how do you forget that? Answer, you don't." | Himself | Unknown |
| Fancyman (Part 2) | While putting money in the jar: "Winston, it's your public education, you'll catch up." | Himself | Unknown |
| Katie | "Jess, are you cooking fritatta in a saucepan? What is this, prison?" | Nick, Winston | Unknown |
| Elaine's Big Day | Nick | Mentioned only, no money was put in the jar. |