- "I brought you a gift. I hope you appreciate that I have kept eye contact with you this whole time and made no reference of the fact that you are basically naked. ... I found this place on 3rd Street where you can design your own perfume: Base notes of cocoa because of your brown...ness, sea salt because it kind of sounds like "Cece," and sandalwood - Sandalwood, always up to no good!"
- —Schmidt describes how he made the perfume.
Cecilia Number 5 was the perfume made by Schmidt for Cece. She thought it was a sweet idea, but the perfume itself smelt horrible. She later told him how horrible it smelt. Schmidt agreed, saying that it smelt a dirty dish towel. After the group left the Christmas party, everyone in the car smelt it. Winston said it smelt so bad that it makes you want to smell it again.