- "I brought you a gift. I hope you appreciate that I have kept eye contact with you this whole time and made no reference of the fact that you are basically naked. ... I found this place on 3rd Street where you can design your own perfume: Base notes of cocoa because of your brown...ness, sea salt because it kind of sounds like "Cece," and sandalwood - Sandalwood, always up to no good!"
- —Schmidt describes how he made the perfume.
Cecilia Number 5 was the perfume made by Schmidt for Cece. She thought it was a sweet idea, but the perfume itself smelt horrible. She later told him how horrible it smelt. Schmidt agreed, saying that it smelt a dirty dish towel.
